Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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