there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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