when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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