Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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