I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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