i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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