yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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