Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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