Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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