No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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