Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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