This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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