i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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