I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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