Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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