i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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