Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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