make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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