It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
this boner is exhausting
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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