This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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