im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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