Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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