This house was built for laser tag.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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