Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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