We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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