Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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