not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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