Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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