That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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