We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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