we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Can Purell be used as lube?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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