apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Can I color on your dick again?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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