So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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