I looked at my own cervix.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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