If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
