we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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