Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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