508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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