Me too!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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