I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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