I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i just google imaged poop.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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