They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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