She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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