oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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