Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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