and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I just want to make out with him forever
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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