Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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