My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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