I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
She bit a glass in half.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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