well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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My butt remains clenched, sir.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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