I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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