"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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