i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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