Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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